Smack!

I’m such a trouble maker. I left work on Friday a little giddy with excitement as the fr**king weekend was about to get started and I got free tickets to go see Bruno Mars. I was on such a high and practically skipped through the underground on my way home (with a mandatory stop halfway through for a little robot dance). Anyway, I got off at one of my stop and was walking past the train when I noticed a hot guy squeezing into the end of the carriage. The trains were pretty cramped and as he squeezed in, I noticed how hot he was and I ran over quickly and smacked his bum! It took a second to realise what I’d done and thankfully, the doors had started to shut by the time he realised what just happened. He looked at me, a little shocked, and understandably so and I winked and smiled. He quickly figured out what had happened and smiled at me and winked back. (Phew!!!What the hell is wrong with me? FYI, the full scope of what I had just done dawned on me about 5 minutes later...) Note to self: Don’t smack random strangers on the train, unless they’re cute in which case smack away and stick around to get their number!